You Need Jesus

Phrase used to convey the idea that a person's words or actions are of questionable morality or virtue.

Dude: Man, I should SO kill that hooker right now.
Dude2: You need Jesus.

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You Need Jesus

When someone in your squad is cutting the fool, or says something perverted as fuck that makes you laugh.

"Lord, that punannie was so tight, I thought she was underage!"

"You know you need Jesus, right?"

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You need Jesus!

Its the act of telling someone they need a whole lotta help; referring to people who are way past the point of return

Bethany: I have a foot fetish
Mike: You need Jesus!
Bethany: OMG I know

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You need Jesus

People on this website..

If you are on on urban dictionary you need Jesus

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You need Jesus!

For when someone is deciding to be a dumb person.

Charlotte: haiuhlssisghj
Shirley: wth?
Charlotte: suygkhjdipdugvciuyhifgvcgiufgh
Shirley: Charlotte, I-
Charlotte: SIYXLKUHIUHKGUODHGJVIUHDB DHODHJVHUODHJVHDUHVDHU
Shirley and Alpen: YOU NEED JESUS!
Charlotte: wha?
Shirley: *SLAPS THE FUCKING BIBLE AGAINST CHARLOTTE'S FACE*

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you need jesus

you need jesus is the name of a local rug installer

tired of that hard wood flooring raising the cost of insulation you need jesus can help 666 777 0909

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