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When 2 dudes rival eachother in penis size so they battle wanking eachother off to see who cums first.
"brooo, Jeremy and Dave are doing a wank off again"
"I wonder who's gonna win this one"
jerks off, jacks off, shakes hands with the governor, spanks the monkey, etc.
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1. Literally, to jerk off.
2. Figuratively, to do something in a self-indulgent, excessive, and ultimately ineffective manner.
1. Looking back on my childhood, I'm grateful my mom never caught me wanking off.
2. That solo felt like it went on forever. The guitar player is such a wank off!
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To masturbate, hold the hot dog, however you want to say it - for a man to give himself sexual pleasure. It may also be used as the object of the sentence, if a woman or gay man holds their partner's genitals in a position to make them cum.
I wank off when I think about fucking Sophia.
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1) masturbating
2) Being lazy.
1) Mom was horrified when she caught Jimmy wanking off to internet porn.
2) Would you quit wanking off and get back to work already?
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A competition of who can wank the longest, at full speed, without cumming.
11 years and younger can't play cause they never will cum.
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When a sexy man jerks his penis, giving himself pleasure and cumming everywhere.
Kolby: “Hey, I’m about to go wank off, wanna watch?”
Henry: “Sure, can I join?”
Kolby: “Of course!”
Kolby: “AHHHHH! Yessss! *smack smack smack* OMG THIS IS GOOD.
Henry: “AHHHHHHHH! I’m loving this. I’m gay. Fuck me?
Kolby: “YES! DOGGY STYLE? LETS GO! *MOANS* FUCK THIS IS GOOD.
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