Acrobat

Application by Adobe for viewing PDF documents in Windows. Necessary for many tasks but generally a pain in the ass because it's bloated and slow.

Fucking damnit all of those motherboard manuals are in .pdf format and I don't have Acrobat installed and I'm on dialup and FUCK

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acrobat

A person who can stretch and flex in many ways. uses it mostly for sex-related games.

A stunt or jump done by a freak who wants to kill himself

I'd always want to fuck an acrobat. i would be able to do all the poses I can only imagine...

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Acrobat

The dangling piece of sperm that hangs from your lovers face, particularly from the nose, ears and/or chin, after giving them a facial or a mis-shot pearl necklace. Not unlike what happened in "Something about Mary" from the ear...

But baby, you look so cute all covered in acrobats.

"Man, i blasted it on her face and she had this massive acrobat hanging from her nose!!"

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acrobatical

one who excels at acrobaticism

larry's acrobatical performance was unbelievably queer

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Acrobat

a pedophile, a child molesteror. From 'PDF File', the file used by 'acrobat reader'.

'That Bill Henson is a real acrobat'

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Acrobat

a retard that can stretch and to flips... usually gay

he is a good acrobat

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Verbal acrobat

A person that knows how to use a language very well and has an eye for coming up with his own words. Usually a person that is fun and talkative and WITTY.
Fluent, smoot and articulate. Practising verbal acrobatics needs a good general knowledge so that one can be very tricky and witty.

"Damn I almost peed in my pants, CJ is so good with words - he's a verbal acrobat!"

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