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The funniest cool person is born on April 8th there always confident in themselves and there athletic and smart the chill and cute and they like to play multiple sports and also a really attractive person
Hey when’s your birthday
April 8th
Oh really
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it’s national beat that ass day if you have a girl or boy you don’t like and it’s April 8th it’s time to beat that ass
yeoo it’s april 8th it’s time to beat her ass
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April 8th is the Smart Boys/Girls day. So who was born on that day is smart ass fuck.
Yo rly that smart? No wonder you’re born on “April 8th”
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International fuck your best friend day! If you can, fuck them good enough they'll fuck you on a day that isn't April 8th too.
Jessica: Hey Adam, it's April 8th! Let's get it on bestie!
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He’s got a nice ass booty and looks like Jesus. He smacked someone’s cheeks before but it was only a dream. Anybody born in may 29th envy’s this person in great ways and many ways. This person is very hot and sexy. You gotta love him.
Omg do you see him!? He’s gotta be born in April 8th.
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If you were born on this day you have amazing dick sucking skills. Doesn't matter if your a man or women this talent is deep within your soul and you will rise to the top because of it.
You know what they say about those born on April 8th? She's the Slob Knob God
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National Dumb Bitch day. If you were born today, u dumb as fuck.
Bruh anyone born on April 8th pushes a door that says “pull”
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