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Ass Can

n. Anal sex. Putting the male genitalia into a male or female butthole.

Johnny likes doggie, reverse cowboy and to ass can when getting his rocks off with Jill.

by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

46๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Canning

v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.

Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.

by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

45๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Canned

v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.

Last night Johnny was ass canning Jill while watching the evening news. The next morning, Jill was speaking to her best friend Melissa about the previous night of anal sex. Jill told Melissa, "Johnny ass canned me good, and I can barely sit down today."

by St0rmshadow May 19, 2008

44๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


That Ass Can Fart

This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.

*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"

by JohnBallSack November 22, 2021


canned ass

when your ass is so nice it could be canned and sold
like canned peaches

damn look at that canned ass

by zserh November 3, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


canned ass

a variety of canned foods,including,all the chef boy r d products,spam,treet,vienna sausages,potted meat,ham spread etc.

we have all seen the canned ass at the grocery store and we thought no one eats it. we ate canned ass for lunch because we are locked in that fuckin building all night.

by yetti April 7, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Can's Ass

State in the United States of America otherwise known as Kansas. Known for its extreme religiosity, intolerance of gays, and political conservatism (excepting of course the massive farm subsidies given to the state by Uncle Sam).

Dorothy came from Can's Ass, but unlike her I am glad to be out of that barren cultural wasteland and cesspool.

by Bleep-bloop October 4, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž