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This term is used when something or someone smells disgusting.
While at the zoo frank turns to jimmy and says "DUDE! Don't go by the monkey cage it smells like ass in a can over there.
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"Jaime, take a shower, you smell like ass in a can."
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v. Anal sex. The act of inserting male genitalia into the anus of a female or male in order to orgasm.
Johnny inserted his penis into Jill's anus over and over again until spewing a load of cum. Johnny was ass canning Jill.
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v. (Past Simple) The past action of Ass Canning. When an individual has been on the receiving end of anal sex.
Last night Johnny was ass canning Jill while watching the evening news. The next morning, Jill was speaking to her best friend Melissa about the previous night of anal sex. Jill told Melissa, "Johnny ass canned me good, and I can barely sit down today."
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n. Anal sex. Putting the male genitalia into a male or female butthole.
Johnny likes doggie, reverse cowboy and to ass can when getting his rocks off with Jill.
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This is a phrase one would use to proclaim that someone's posterior can produce one of 3 things, A. a loud and boisterous fart, B. a long winded and detailed fart, or C. a fart that produces a particularly foul odor when leaving someone's shitter. Almost always used after someone farts, and it is not courteous to proclaim that someone's ass, can indeed, fart, outside of a scenario in which said person previously farted in the last 15 seconds. You may also add 'though' to the end of the phrase if it suits your fancy.
*Someone in close vicinity starts ripping some serious ass.* "That ass can fart!" or "That ass can fart though!"
You have to grab as many girls ass as hard as you can in september.
you have to "Grab ass as hard as you can september"
redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!
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