Bend It Like Beckham

A kick ass British film starring Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley.
The film is about Jess "Jesminder" a young Indian Punjabi Sikh growing up in the suburbs of London who wants nothing more than to play football. (soccer) But her parents don't think it's "proper"

"Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?" - Jess Bend It Like Beckham

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Bend it like Beckham

When a hermaphrodite has sex with itself.

I'm gonna go up to my room and bend it like Beckham.

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Bend it like beckham

when a male is fuckin a gurl dogystyle and after he ejaculates in her butt. he kicks the bitch across the room

did u have fun with suzie last nite?
na man i hada BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM on a bitch

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Bend it like Beckham

(n)this phrase refers to the sexual action of bending your penis as far as possible and then inserting it into a woman's vagina

Dave: I heard you and Jacki had a good time last night.
Bob: Not quite. She made me bend it like beckham.

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Bended like Beckham

The ability to have anal sex while facing your partner.

Victoria no longer needs to bury her face in the pillow while being cornholed since I am Bended like Beckham.

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