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An area of the southern United States that has a large protestant (i.e. Baptist, Methodist, Church of Christ) church attending population. Most of these people are ignorant of their own beliefs, do not follow the laws they preach, and relentlessly attempt to convert those who do not follow their sect.
When you feel out of place or someone is out to get you, you can say, "I feel like an atheist in the bible belt."
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states in the Southeast plus Texaswhere fundamentalist and evangelical Christianity is taken very seriously.
Charlotte - buckle of the bible belt.
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Home to most rednecks and Christian fundementalists in the United States.
I feel sorry for non-extremist Christians living in the Bible Belt...
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Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them
I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners
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The Confederecy.
It's not good to be a black person in the Bible Belt.
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A place where the good ol'boys in the south are convinced they're goin to heaven even though the night before the banged their sister, cheated on their taxes, ate enough fried catfish to be called a gluton, and drank so much Busch beer they woke up on the front porch... and thats a typical saturday night right before sunday for someone that practices and believes the bible belt is the only way...most are ignorant baptist who refuse to change with society most of which are probably KKK members. you can spot these people pretty easily by their lack of intellect and refusal of anything modern...especially the belief once you believe your going to heaven WOW WOW thats a bold statement....
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Used to describe the southeastern states. Ironically, these are the former slave-holding states. Apparently these hillbillies didn't read the whole book.
Jesus: "How are things looking on Earth, Dad?"
God: "Well, the Bible Belt is still dumber than hell."
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