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Putting you legs over your head and blowing a load in your own face while singing "Happy Birthday to Meeee"
No body remembered Marks birthday, so he gave himself the birthday candle in celebration of surviving another lonely year.
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sending duck pics or getting them on your birthday
Robin look at these big birthday candles
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Having sex with a girl on your birthday, pulling out, cumming all over her, and then getting that followed up by an intense blowjob.
Bro, Alyssa and I were caught birthday candling, but it was great, i stuck my candle in, lit it up, and she blew me out.
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Having sex loudly while your parents and sister are in the room next door.
Omg mum i think simon is birthday candling next door.
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When the guy is about to cum, the girl blows the jizz as it comes out as far as she can.
at my birthday party last night, that girl dirty birthday candled me ;)
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only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off
britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?
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A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.
The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.