Bort! Bort! Bort!

On the old "Muppet Show", this was the final phrase sung by the Swedish Chef during his opening jingle.

It has been re-used to mean "testing" in computer geek circles.

Subject: I'm testing this email!

Body: BORT! BORT! BORT!

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Bort

A massively popular first name, likely a variant of "Bart." Its popularity is so great that "Bort" merchandise frequently sells out in gift shops.

"We need more 'Bort' license plates in the gift shop. I repeat: we are sold out of 'Bort' license plates."

Small child: "Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate."
Mother: "No, come along Bort."
Man: "Are you talking to me?"
Mother: "No, my son is also named Bort."

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Bort

A popular name according novelty license plate makers in the Simpsons' world.

Appears in The Simpsons episode, "Itchy & Scratchy Land"

No, my son is also name Bort

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The Bort

The name of the forum on the official Umphrey's McGee fan site

"There are some sarcastic Umphreaks on the bort"

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bort

bort is an insult but it’s also much more. it unites the bortiest of souls. everyone can be a bort and everyone can call you out on it. next time someone calls you a bort-accept it and classify it as an essential part of your being

eat a bort

-the origin and most frequent usage

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Bort

A quite obscure musical genre which is blackened grindcore with very common use of chainsaw sounds.

-Hey dude, do you like bort?
-BORT GOES FUCKING BRRRRRRRRR

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Bort

A person with a dodgy eye, lop-sided head, bearing a physical resemblence to Gollem, the mythical creature from J.R.R Tolkeins Lord of the Rings Series. 2nd most popular christian name in the Northern hemishphere after John.

"Attention shoppers, we have run out of BORT license plates, REPEAT, we have no more BORT license plates left"

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