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A replacement for "Fart". Mostly used by people(s) over the age of 55.
A: What's that smell?!
B: Sorry, I farted.
A: Don't say "fart", say "break wind"
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n 1. a terd honking for the right-of-way.
v 1. to strain the anus in a forceful manner exerting methane gas to relieve pressure from the rectal region.
What the heck is that smell? Did you just break wind?
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Within two seconds, Michael had to break wind in class and everybody was disgusted. He had to use the bathroom and he stayed in there for a hour.
A fan nickname for detractors of the Twilight series named after the universally hated (actually all of the books are hated, but this one sucked the most) fourth book, Breaking Dawn, that even the most fanatic twitard despised.
Considered the most pandering to the Mary Sue fanbase since Bella didn't have to do shit in any of the four books and still gets everything she wants. It's like My Super Sweet 16 except its more vapid and shallow and has bloodsucking dilholes. Her half-human/vampire shitspawn already has teeth and wants Jacob to bone her infant body. Mother of the Year, people.
Oh, and she also turns into a vampire, erasing all of her 'perceived' flaws, (she doesn't trip over shit anymore, big whoop), and becoming uber beautiful and powerful and breaking all vampire canon by becoming a n00b, but can restrain herself from sucking good ol' AB-.
Twilight is for people with self-esteem issues. They're either butt-ugly, stupid, an emo fucktard thinking the world is against them, or a middle aged mom.
"I'm not going to see Breaking Wind because Jacob ends up becoming a pedophile."
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"I CAN SEEEE YOOOOOUUUU"
"But can you smell me?*
TTTTTTBBBBTTTTFFFTTTHHHH
"EWWW GROSS"
"I was breaking wind asshole!"
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Being the first to pass gas in the presence of someone you're dating. i.e. Breaking the Ice.
Girl: Did you just fart?
Guy: Well somebody had to Break the Wind.
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Breaking ,polluting, the natural air with your own gas from your ass
It really stinks !,it was ma ass breaking wind.