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Whilst having sex doggy-style, pulling out a set of hair clippers and shaving your partners head.
After she cheated on me, My ex called for some ex-sex. I britney speared her and sent her packing to her new boy-toy
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noun- A disease. Common among young teen and preteen females. Symptoms include: Attempting to sing with a voice that is at best average; proclaiming you're the ultimate virgin-then pretending to be the world's biggest slut; shaving off all your hair and putting on weight; losing your mind(even though you really never had one)-then claiming you found it. Always making a comeback, when it's questionable you ever came.
Not to be confused with,Miley Syphilis
"Doctor Fraud, are you re-admitting that same delusional bald girl again?"
"Yes, unfortunately, it's one of the worst 'Britney Speared' cases I've ever seen. The worst part of it is, this poor girl can really sing!"
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Britney Spears along freedom, bacon and pancakes are the most precious national treasures!
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a badass bitch who needs to be free!! #freebritney btw
she’s worked so hard for what she has to only get it taken away from her by her “team” and her dumbass father jamie spears. she loves her children, she loves her friends and family (mostly), and she LOVES her fans!! she is a woman who absolutely needs her life back and we’ll (the b army) keep fighting for it!! this shouldn’t be a debate, it’s a life we’re talking about and it’s the legendary ms britney spears for god damn sake! let our queen b go and let her live!!
#FREEBRITNEYJEANSPEARSNOW !!!!
we love you and are fighting for you brit <3
britney spears
did you see britney’s latest post on instagram?
oh yea um she’s not well rn.
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The most unproblematic celebrity you will ever meet. She is very beautiful and very kind.
Gemma: Wow have you seen Britney Spears new Instagram post?
Ellie: Yeah I have she looks absolutely gorgeous.
Gemma: I know right!
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A singer that asks people to hit her
Britney Spears: hit me baby one more time
Man: ok *slap*
Britney Spears: ow I’m calling the police
Man: what? You just told me to hit you...
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a girl who would do almost anything to always get attention.
"Look at Lia acting like a britney spears with her pink lacy thong wrapped around her left ankle."
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