Broken leg

When a man's erect penis is crooked.

"This guy I was with last night had a broken leg in his boxer briefs!"

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Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg

Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain

broken deer leg

A blunt that is poorly rolled or is very crooked and not straight.

Damn, dude that blunt looks like a broken deer leg.

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Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"