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Also known as Milk's Favorite Cookie the only REAL chocolate biscuit The OREO consists of a sweet, white filling commonly referred to as 'cream' or 'creme', sandwiched between two circular chocolate biscuits.
1: How do you eat your chocolate biscuit?
2: The only way! Twist it, lick it, dunk it!
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Like the game 'Soggy Biscuit' But with faeces instead of Semen.
Jimmy: Oh no pops, I pooped last
Jimmy's pops: Well, I hope you're hungry for a chocolate biscuit Jimmy!
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When a woman shits on a mans chest and rubs it in. When the shit is dry the couple eat the flake while haveing sex.
I enjoyed a nice chocolate biscuit with my girlfriend last night.
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A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.
Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.
Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.
Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.
Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?
Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.
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Take the risk, you might get a nice reward......Fortune favours the brave!
Go on give it a go.........would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
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