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an expression; a very low temperature as compared to the teperature of a dog turd on a cold day. Usually measured on the vaginal:testical ratio temperature scale.
Holy fuck, it's cold as shit out there today! Man, quit being a pussy.
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Something really, really bad. Undesirable, unless you are the one uttering the phrase. Used when some wrong has been done unto you.
"man das sum cold ass shit, nigga"
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Some seriously cold, unfeeling, shit.
Girl 1: Sorry, but I have a three inch minimum.
Guy: (with sarcasm) Oh, ha ha ha!
Girl 2: I have a nine inch minimum.
Guy: That's some cold shit.
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When you are on the toilet but the toilet seat is colder than your butt.
"Dude i was taking a cold shit and I couldn't even touch the toilet."
"Yesterday my friend took a cold shit and his ass stuck to the toilet."
"As soon as i put my ass down i jumped off the toilet cause it was like a cold shit."
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This is a condition when someone falls back in love with an individual who treated them horrible or ran around etc.
When the shit is warm you know to stay away from it. However, as time passes as it gets cold you may forget what it is and confuse it for chocolate. The time will come again where you will taste it a remember it is indeed shit.
Guy 1: I visited home over break and I hooked up with Sandra again.
Guy 2: Are you serious? Did you forget how she ran around on you?
Guy 1: Of course not...but that's all in the past. She is different!
Guy2: We need to take you to the doctor because that is some textbook Cold Shit Syndrome.
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Something said or done that causes the black guy standing next to you to say:
"That's some ice cold shit, <name>!"
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Poo that's as cold as ice!
OMFG, You're an ICE COLD SHIT!
I'm freezing my butt off, it's ICE COLD SHIT COLD!
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