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college morning

(noun) 1. Afternoon.

College Student A: "I don't have the money right now, can I pay you back tomorrow?"

College Student B: "Sure, just come by tomorrow morning."

College Student A: "Okay!"

THE NEXT DAY, 9 AM

College Student A: "Hey, I have your money!"

College Student B: (waking up) "Goddamn it, I meant COLLEGE MORNING."

by gmu2012 March 27, 2010

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