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The Congressman

The sexual act of inserting all four fingers into a woman's vagina and the thumb into her anus.

She likes the congressman? Well I guess everyone needs a hardy handshake.

by California Brown January 11, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


congressman

A term used to describe an elected official (male) of the United States Congress, specifically the lower house of Congress (known as the House of Representatives).

After an arduous campaign, John became a congressman.

by Nicolai August 11, 2004

27๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


congressman

Slang for penis. Due to the actions of Congressman Weiner in June of 2011, this word's meaning has changed forever.

Suck my Congressman.

by Solasvegas June 17, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


congressman's coffee

If you ever find yourself drinking hard liquor--especially whiskey--before 9 a.m. and need to justify yourself, call it Congressman's Coffee and put it in a coffee cup.

It's called Congressman's Coffee, 'cuz it comes in a cup--and you're not an alcoholic if you drink it all up; you're a statesman worried about the next generation and their constant crisis of a fiscal situation.

by mamma murder August 24, 2010

75๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


angry congressman

After being rejected for oral, this is the process of ejaculating in ones hand and throwing it at the girl, usually using the left-into-right proceedure

She wouldn't give me head so i gave her an angry congressman. I cranked with my left into my right for optimum throw range

by newo February 14, 2005

93๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Craigslist Congressman

Member of Congress who sends a shirtless photo of himself to a woman who has an ad on Craigslist, then the woman sends the pic to the media, forcing the man to resign.

Congressman Chris Lee (R-NY 11th District) became the infamous Craigslist Congressman after a woman turned him into gawker.com for a shirtless photo he sent to her for her Craigslist posting to meet a guy. Looks like that's the end of his stint in Congress!

by maf54_690 May 1, 2011


Congressman Delay

A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by Dungheap May 30, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž