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Where Manchester city play their football.
John: city's home attendance is poor.
Bill: That's because unless they're playing United, the council house is never full.
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A form of really, really shite House music - the sort that gets played in sub standard bars and nightclubs, to a crowd of under-achieving individuals. "Council House" also tends to get overlapped on poor quality TV holiday shows when a nightclub scene comes on, or when a group of drunk men and/or women appear.
Kio: Ughhhhhh! What's that HORRIBLE music? My ears want to projectile vomit!!!
Paul: That's "Council House", mate.
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the british version of the hype house
omg can i join the council house
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The delightful act of having a kid with the single purpose of getting a nice new council pad.
"glen and his lass are sorted now they have a Council House Passport on the way..."
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The 'council house facelife' is a chavette style of hair. They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign
Chavettes do this They pull it back into a bun with lots and lots of mouse and or hairspray and sometimes use burberry bobbles but this is a chavette sign.
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effect of a bra at lest one size too small causing a bulge over the top of the cup. Either due to someone trying to look like they have more than they have, or being too fat for an old bra.
Having nothing else clean to wear, Waynetta wore her oldest bra, even though it gave her a severe council house bulge.
Chelsea wanted to impress Kevin so she stuffed her bra with padding underneath, she thought it gave her an impressive cleavage but everyone else thought it was just council house bulge.
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A female of low class who wears fake/real designer gear because it makes her look ‘classy and rich’. Also uses fillers and Botox, eyebrows spray painted on like Groucho Marx.
Look at the state of Chantelle. She’s such a council house princess with all her fake designer bags.