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Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.
Can you believe he paid $50 for 2 grams! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a custy!
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what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.
This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.
that dude is such a count... lol don't you mean cunt? damn autoINcorrect!
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A way to call someone a "cunt" in public that can easily be inserted into conversations politely, without the person knowing.
How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like the count of office and thought they run the show. He is far from nobility.
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•To be of significance
• A low member of the nobility, or a high member of the gentry that has been awarded land.
Your opinion does not count...
The count has ordered the land owners to grant an extra pig to each serf, or pay them two groats a week.
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A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.
That Crissy is a no 'count mother.
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The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa
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