Dad

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Dad

something that vanishes

my dad went *poof gone*

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Dad

A person that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster.

Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him

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Dad

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Me: dad? Where did you go?

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Dad

Something that will run and never come back to you

Teacher: come on class let’s learn about boomerangs
Student: *sighs* I wish my dad was a boomerang

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Dad

Someone who disappears for sixteen years of your life in which they smoked three and a half fields of tobacco and impregnated all of San Francisco only to come back to you when your on the wrong side of twenty-five and depressed due to your failing marriage and your unappreciative children to seek forgiveness.

"Hey, Dad did you ever get that milk?"

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Dad

The guy that will leave u when u r a baby and come back when u sign that NBA contract

Man! Why did my dad leave?

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