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day off

the fastest 86,000 seconds of your entire week. typically spent running errands or asleep.

i'm so glad to finally have a day off after working 70 hours this week

by AlphaVegan August 17, 2011

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no days off

the constant grind, hustle, and struggle, usually to show the level of tired someone is on

'bout to hit up these weights #nodaysoff

Maaan, I ain't going through THAT again, no days off...

by thatbawss March 8, 2012


have a day off

A more polite way of saying "fuck off", usually used when someone has been annoying for a long time and he who says it is at his wit's end.

John: Hey, look at this other Pepe meme!
Dave: Have a day off, John.

by Why are all the pseudonyms April 3, 2017

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Dutch day off

When you have a day off work and end up doing household chores. Coined because the Dutch are believed to gain great satisfaction from domestic duties.

Pieter: Hey Jeremy, darling, guess what I did on my day off? Three loads of washing, cleaned the toilet and I even sorted your sock drawer!

Jeremy: Oh, bless! A perfect Dutch day off!

by BonoboBoy September 30, 2011


Sexual Day Off

Day, days or weekends when you do nothing except sleep, eat, have sex, and watch movies and chat.

I am having a sexual day off.

- What did you guys do?

- We had a sexual day off in the country.

by AnotherMiller July 10, 2021


Ferris's day off

a day taken of with the excuse of being sick

tomorrow is my friend's birthday , I'm gonna take a Ferris's day off

by that guy Ferris October 29, 2017

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Three days off

When a girl is very good looking

"I would take three days off to have intercourse with her"

by ddavison January 21, 2008

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