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A pretty kickass town. They beat all neighboring towns in any type of sport or academic competition. Most residence of the town smoke weed, drink underage and party 24/7. And the funny thing is that event though this town does all that shit, it still kicks the rest of the County's ass.
Delran will kick your ass, your towns ass, and your dog's ass in on asshole tearing kick.
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A Suburban city in Burlington County, NJ.
Alot of people who reside in Delran are obsessed with sports. I work with a lot of young people from here and they can't spell very well but can recite sports facts ad nauseam.
But the most obvious trait of a Delranian is interracial relationships and half breed offspring. On a typical day in any store, it is not uncommon to see parents and granparents proudly parading their oreos up and down the aisle while talking about the Eagles.
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A town in New Jersey that hosts literally the most biotchiest lacrosse players ever. Their fans literally brought a cowbell to one of the games, as if to say the girls are animals, live in a barn and eat hay. Well, that sounds about accurate.
Wow those lacrosse players from Delran really are biotchy.
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The best town in all of South Jersey. Full of Boost and soccer addicts. The end.
The Delran soccer team has probably beat your soccer team.
Wow! Delran slaps at soccer!
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a small town in NJ. A haven for wiggers and kids who are real hardasses with some cool kids too. Claim to fame: lots of fast food places and proximity to Rita's water ice and the cracker maffia. Don't go there if you're black. See white supremecists
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small town in nj with half of Brazil and Turkey’s population, people drink this flat coke sugar shit called Boost that will give you diabetes in 3 seconds, also filled with whores, wannabes and fake trolls. (ex: 45 year old dads wearing backwards basebeall caps, 16 year olds who vape in the high school bathrooms like fucking idiots, soccer moms who constantly post on Facebook about their children and how good they are at soccer) also home of majority of the college dropouts bc every teen is spoiled as fuck & can’t function properly when they are away from Delran for 35 minutes. homecoming is also a huge deal
“Delran, New Jersey is the town of fuckups, the rare people who are successful would be dumb to ever stay in this shithole.” Delran New Jersey- shithole of the east coast
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Will you go to the 8th grade dance with me, mallory?
“mallory, lets go to the Delran 8th grade dance?”