Diet Sprite

Created in the 1970s, Diet Sprite was Coca-Cola's countermeasure against Pepsi's foothold on the gay community. Essentially, it's a caffeine free, sugar free, fat free, and taste free carbonated beverage. There is no drink more synthetic known to man.

"I'll have an extra-large meatlovers pizza, some breadsticks with extra garlic sauce, a large order of teriyaki chicken wings, and a small Diet Sprite."

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Diet sprite

A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.

Diet Sprite

Someone who is sparkly but lacks substance.

An attractive person with no depth.

Sarah was really into Billy until she realized that he was nothing more than a diet sprite.