doing science

When someone is on the phone, texting or are otherwise occupied whilst their friends are in the same room having a conversation. Much like the common internet meme with the picture of the nerd reading a book while a girl is pressing her tits up against him, there is a caption that reads "GTFO BITCH, IM DOING SCIENCE". In this instance the nerd is doing science

Steve: Hey did you see that band play last night?
Bruce: No, how wehere they?
Steve: they were fucking awesome!
Rob: *off in the corner texting his girlfriend
Bruce: Wow, Rob needs to stop doing science and actually enjoy his friends!

doing science

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do science

To take a dump, poop, crap. To have a bowel movement. To defecate.

Too much pico during linch today, I need to go do science for a bit.

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Doing Science

A sexual innuendo for having sex.

"Hey you want to go to my house and do some science?"
"I have to work on learning about science"
"I'm going to be doing science later on..."

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do you even science

A fantastically stupid way to advise all people on the net that you are a complete and utter prick - using science as a verb is a passing phase but still very annoying and not needed. (one of 2016's ultimate dick terms)

'like, lidderally..., dude, do you even science, bro'

'*rolls eyes.... '

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