Random
Source Code
Random
A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.
i bet that girl likes eating carrots
58👍 29👎
An new trend that consists of walking around, usually a school campus, munching on delicious carrots. Usually they are small and held in a baggie of some kind, but not necessarily. It is often associated with people who have enlightened views on health, literature, music, politics, and most other subjects (see hipsters).
The first time carrots were ever eaten on film was in the movie Rushmore(1999). The character of Rosemary Cross offers some carrots to characer Herman Blume.
"Hey look at that fag walking by eating carrots." -frat guy
"Actually, he's not gay." -frat guy's girlfriend
23👍 26👎
used instead of the phrases
1) "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told,
2 )just shut up and accept things the way they are.
3) go to your corner and think about what you have done; you have been punished for a specific reason
4) work hard using the legendary Protestant work ethic and in the end you will be rewarded
a boy, breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please just eat your carrots and broccolli. Then just pick up your things.
What you tell your mom you are doing when she asks what the fruity smell coming from your vape is
Oh hey Mom, I'm just eating Carrots, that's why it smells like carrrots
7👍 7👎
A truly superior being who consumes only carrots in the holiest manor. We as humans do not deserve to be amongst him.
Did you pay homage to Brodie eating carrots?
Who’s the dark shadow in my room at night. Oh, that’s Brodie eating carrots.
A fine specimen of a man who has a crippling addiction and soft spot for his orange, crunchy, snack. These types of people also usually have orange hands, feet, lips, eye balls, and arm pits on account of their carrot overdose.
What was that noise? “Brodie eating carrots.”
When a girl is so hott that you would eat carrots out of her butt.
Me: Yo that girl is so hot
Friend: Yeah man 'I'd eat carrots'
Me: Yeah dude, for days
14👍 5👎