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El Segundo

Where I left my wallet.

I left my wallet in El Segundo I gots ta get it i gots gots to get it.

by Mr. Manskeet February 15, 2009

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El Segundo

A city in Mexiphornia USA. West of South LA in alto Mexiphorna. Hispanic for Number 2.

Mucho chile en el oso negro chile's bar El Segundo Mexiphornia. yo star fish gets hot-a-leta when yo eat
at El Segundo! 1 block north of old TRW billding!

by itichie_nocanpoo June 9, 2006

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El Segundo

A place where minorities go to get arrested

Did you hear what happened to Jose? He was caught and arrested for stealing a Catalytic converter in El Segundo

by JD90245 December 21, 2020

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el segundo

A preferably white neighborhood in the LAX area, many racist police. Name originated from in Spanish "The Second" for being the second Standard Oil's oil refinery in California.

The city of EL SEGUNDO is about a mile from here.

by HannahRose March 22, 2008

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El Segundo Enchilada

When two gay men touch butts during Sex and exchange Feces.

Oh, I went to Kevins house and that hot dog gave me an El Segundo Enchilada.

by FaafMaster January 14, 2014

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el segundo high school

Home of a bunch of snobby white brats. Girls are like Paris Hilton, and guys are either preppy pussies or stereotypical, wannabe potheads.

On the plus side, the teachers are awesome.

This is also where the movie "Superbad" was filmed.

"El Segundo High School is the home of all petty acts."

by LApeeps March 8, 2017

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El Segundo Give and Take

When a man (or woman), during the act of sexual intercourse, transmits herpes to their partner, and then afterwards takes their wallet.

Frank didn't know that the hooker pulled the old el segundo give and take on him until Suzi pointed out the herpes on his upper lip...and laughed when he realized he didn't have his wallet.

by Shomer Shabbas May 7, 2006

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