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Family Jewels is slang for a man's penis and testicles, which are important for having a family and also for sex. The sperm is stored in the testicles! Also, getting kicked in the family jewels hurts a lot!
Bully: Eat dirt!
Bobby: That's my purse! I don't know you! *kicks Bully in the Family Jewels.
Bully: Ahhhh!*Collapses to the floor.
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A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.
Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.
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Meaning to try to stand up to the Bad Things in life.
Jar Jar Blinks doesn't have the Family Jewels to prove his braverly.
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Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.
A smackeroo in the family jewels, not good.
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Male or female genitalia.
My friend swung a baseball bat at me and hit me in the my family jewels.
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precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"
Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.
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Homer Simpson: Remember son kick 'em in the family jewels.
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