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Empty saggy flat tits
No side profile whatsoever
I can't wear that with my fried eggs
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When a woman exposes her breasts by pressing them on glass for others on the other side to see.
People on the other side of the glass will see that the breasts resemble fried eggs.
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When a woman's vagina is filled with lighter fluid and lit aflame, thus burning her uterus, and hopefully up into her ovary, frying her eggs.
Mary can't have children because Tom gave her fried eggs.
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An embarrassing sexual moment where the women is strapped face up on the ground or any other object. Then you take a egg (add more eggs if you want the moment to last longer) and crack it on top of her vagina. Then you take a hot iron and press down on the egg. Once the egg is fried to you liking you take a knife and a fork and eat it off her vagina. If some parts fall in the vagina you can just suck them out and eat them.
Man: Hey want some fried eggs?
Woman: Sure
A few strips of duct tape later...
Woman: What the fuck are you doing?
Man: Making some fried eggs.
Woman:Shit!!!
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a. Delicious breakfast
b. Misheard for the word 'friday' in Rebecca Black's song "Friday"
Its fried egg,
Fried egg,
Gonna eat me some fried egg,
Fried Egg
Fried Egg.
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Small, virtually flat breasts (egg white), with only a tiny nipple (egg yolk) protruding.
We were considering stopping at Denny's after the bar, but Calista offered to serve up her own fried eggs at home.
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A complete burn out, incapable of speaking correctly or completing assigned tasks.
Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.
"I wouldn't hire him, Tony. He looks like a fried egg."
"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."
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