Going to eat

When a girl agrees to go to eat with a boy because she wants attention from someone new

Girl 1: “Hey, what are your plans for tomorrow?”
Girl 2: “I’m going to eat with Logan”

Are you going to eat that?

What the fat kid says when you're not devouring your hamburger as fast as he did.

Gary Brolsma to some guy in McDonald's:
Are you going to eat that?

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ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT SHIT?

What someone asks you when you sit down for breakfast with a bowl of grits.

Lee ran into Tom at the hotel restaurant and grabbed a seat across from him. Lee dug into his bowl of grits.

'Are you going to eat that shit?' Tom asked.

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its not going to eat itself

In referance to oral sex on a woman

While pundering a tempting morsel, girlfriend becomes inpatient and says "its not going to eat itself"

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go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

go eat a dolphin

An expression used in place of swear words or other interjections. Also used to confuse people just for the heck of it.

Go eat a dolphin, I didn't realize it was already 1:45 AM!!! Time for sleep.

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Go Eat A Brick

A phrase to be used when someone is annoying you, pissing you off, aggravating you etc. Meaning Go do something other than talk to me. also + meaning buzz off: f**k off: go away: kick rocks: and the occasional "go eat a d*ck"

Aggressor: Why you always this that and the third?

Aggravated: GO EAT A BRICK!

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