Good Porn

The kind of porn that's still hot even after you masturbate.

(after masturbating) Wow, that was some good porn.

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Good Porning

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun

"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"

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Good Porning

It's where u wake up and do fricken porn

I said Good Porning to mi wife

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