hold this

when you wait for your friend to be concentrating really hard on something or deep into a conversation, then you pull out your penis, put it in his hand, and say "hold this".

"Hey Ted, hold this!"
"No problem man...
Wait, what the fuck?"
"HA!"

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Hold on

A phrase used on the phone to hang up or put the other person on hold for an little amount of time. It indicates that they are going to call back.

“Hold on, my sister is calling. I’ll call you right back.”

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Hold It

When someone is wrong or says a dumb comment.

“Yeah you can Hold It”
“Hold It”
“Hold that L”

“You can Hold It”

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holding

To have drugs to sell

Buyer - Yo, You Holding?
Seller - Yea, everything but crack, heroin and your cock.

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holding it in

Holding in a piss or a shit, often on a road trip. A necessary life skill.

Jeff was holding it in on the bus ride; he really had to piss!

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holding

Possessing drugs for available for sale.

"I'm 'holding' if you wanna give me a call sometime."

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Hold It!

1) What attorneys (usually the defense) say during a cross-examination when they question the witness in the Ace Attorney series
2) What a person says to stop something from happening in the Ace Attorney series (a voice clip usually won’t play)

1) Phoenix: Hold it! About what time would you say this occured?
2) Maya: Hold it! Lotta, your testimony stinks!

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