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i sleep naked

the worst fucking larry fanfic to exist

whats your favorite larry fic?
probably i sleep naked
*runs away*

by April 5, 2021

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


I sleep naked

Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say youโ€™re stupid and go.

Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, itโ€™s one of my favourites!

Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.

Person A: what should I read then?

Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.

by May 19, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


how do i sleep

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.

Did it work????

How do I sleep?

Hmmm here maybe this will work

by Zalingie June 15, 2022


I was sleep

They are lying. They were not sleep they were texting some other nigga

(8:58 a.m) Me: are you gonna text me back?

(8:58 p.m) them: oh my bad I was sleep

by Mess1ahx October 14, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


i wanna sleep

go to bed, and close your eyes.

Person 1 : this concert is so boring
Person 1 : i wanna sleep
Person 2 : *Brings bed into concert*
Person 2 : here

by stop it why are you doing this September 11, 2020


I love Sleep

Usually described as an activity that we participate in for 1/3rd of our lives, it's the best feeling ever. We hated doing it when we were kids, but can't get enough of it as adults... However on Facebook it can be defined as posting random shit that is irrelevant in the act or desire of either sleep or the love for it.

Correct way:
Proper example: I had such a long day, I can't wait to crawl into my new comforter and hibernate like a bear during Winter, man I love sleep!

Incorrect way:
Example: Let's punch each other in the face!
Facebook example: HEY GUIZE!!! Age Sex Location??? Random picture of an armless person - HIT LIKE!!!

by Mr. Big Glove January 12, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


i canโ€™t sleep

if someone send this to you, THEY WANT TO TALK TO YOU you silly goose

โ€œhey, i canโ€™t sleepโ€
โ€œmk wanna play gp?โ€
โ€œfoshoโ€

by oofers๐Ÿฅณ November 4, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž