In public

When naked, having sex or oral sex, masturbating, etc. you spread your legs as wide as you can and flex your hamstrings as it doubles your pleasure in whatever it is you are doing.

Tim:Dude, Rachel was getting her pussy licked in public by some random drunk guy last night at the party.
Olson: That was Rachel!? Aw grody!!!

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public

A place where you're not allowed to do certain things, but nobody tells you until after you do it.

I got a ticket for masturbating in public.

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Public

The place nerds and anyone else of a mentally unstable nature dread most.

Nerd 1: DUDE WE TOTALLY HAVE TO GO TO MINECON NEXT YEAR!!
Nerd 2: But then we would have to go outside! In public!
Nerd 1 and Nerd 2: ARGHH

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Publicate

To get your name on a lot of academic papers for the purpose of padding your publication list, without regard for the impact of the work. Not to be confused with "publish."

He got the faculty job because he publicated like crazy during his postdoc, even though he just tagged along to other people's projects and first-authored some papers in journals nobody reads.1

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publicable

To be in a state of inebriation where as one is no longer capable of functioning in a public environment

Roger just took two of those double stacked pills. He is way beyond publicable.

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Publicate

-ed / -ing

1. To publically promote oneself via the internet
2. The use of digital content to build popularity and influence
3. Using social media to publicate awesomeness that makes you look even more awesome

If you don’t start publicating yourself even your mom is going to have more followers!

Sue publicated the crap out of that video!

I’m gonna publicate that.

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publical

Information that is public. The opposite of personal information.

Some things are personal and others are publical.

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