Your Cup is Crying

A phrase used when someone places their cup, glass, etc. dangerously close to the edge of the table.

Jenny, your cup is crying. Move it to the other side of your plate, please.

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Put Your Cup Down

Calm down; Chill out

Suzie you need to "put your cup down" because you are starting to ask too many questions.

Re-up your cup

To refill your cup with preferred alcoholic beverage of choice

Trying to get turnt up tonight? It is time to re-up your cup.

hey whats your cup size?

what you ask dudes with huge bitch tits.

steve dave: hey whats your cup size?
damian: man, shut up kracka'

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Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.

Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.

In your Cups

When Scottish people realise they are Scottish and suddenly feel depressed.

Oh Will, is it true? Am I really Scottish? Thats really put me in your cups.

What colour is your World Cup?

a way to reply to toxic Ronaldo fans or Messi haters.

"Bro Messi sucks, Ronaldo is the goat"

"What colour is your World Cup?"