john surprise

1. When someone has held in his or her dump for a long time and runs into a bathroom or bathroom stall and poops on the ground or on the toilet lid that is down so that the poop is not in the toilet bowl. (It is either on the closed lid or the ground in front of the toilet.)

1. Jacob left a john surprise in his grandma's bathroom.

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St. John's surprise

To refuse to pay a whore after she has provided you with her services. This is a common practice at St. John's University.

I owed the bitch my last $5 but I decided I'd rather spend it on a couple of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers so I jumped out the window and gave her the old St. John's surprise.

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Elton John’s surprise

Cumming in your hand and slapping a random stranger in the face

I gave Ben an Elton John’s Surprise yesterday

Papa John Surprise

Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.

There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!

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