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1 stealing a car and then accelerating the bejaysus out of it down a quiet suburban street at three in the morning.
usually found the next morning as a burnt out shell in the corner of a field.
2 a common practice among skangers after downing several cans of 'dutch gold' or 'linden village'.
'stooorrreeeee. wanna go joyriding down tallaght,bud? '
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Some-one who steals cars then thrashes them about the neighbourhood then burns them
Did you see the joyriders last night driving around the neighbourhood like maniacs they could of killed some-one
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Something you don't tell your mother you are doing when you are going out driving with buddies on Friday night because she'll freak shit and not let you go.
Mom
"No, I'm not letting you out! I don't want you getting into an accident like those teenagers on the news! Joyriding is dangerous!"
Dad
"Idiot! Why did you say joyride? You should have said you were going to McDonald's or something. You know your mom worries! Kidding me? Fucking... joyride... idiot!"
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The act of going to a cycling class for the sole purpose of staring at the busty instructor
Dude, my girlfriend thinks I'm going to the gym to get healthy when I'm really just joyriding
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A joyride is a sexual act with one man and many women all engaging in intercourse simultaneously. The opposite of a gangbang.
After requesting to speak to the manager, Karen reminisced on the previous night joyride noting that she was one of many ladies to fuck John and was quite satisfied.
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The act of sexual intercourse within the confines of a driverless car, while in motion.
John: "I took Mary out Joyriding last night."
Jack: " Nice man, I knew that you would get her".
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The act of sexual intercouse within the confines of a driverless car, while in motion.
Dude, Tina and I totally went joyriding in one of those Google cars the other day!
Joyriding?
We fucked in the back.
Nice!
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