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It's national fuck day. It is tradition to fuck the shit out of your opposite gender bestfriend.
Josh: hey dude it's nearly July 26th!
Tyler: Yeah mate I'm so excited to fuck my bestfriend
Josh: I'm fucking caroline tonight dude
Georgina: Hey girl, I've heard about alot of rumors with July 26th, What am I meant to do on that day?
Chloe: Omg Georgina! All the girls are fucking there guy bestfriend! You should fuck Tyler because he's your bestfriend right?
Chloe:
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THE HOTTEST MF TO EVER LIVE. HE GETS LL UR STUFF FOR FREE. HE EATS DINO NUGGIES. HE LOVES BLOWJOBS AND HE IS A SEX GOD. HE CAN SMASH UR PUSSY LIKE NO OTHER MAN CAN.
July 26th SMASHING UR PUSSY IS FUN
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July 26th is national exchange nudes with James day. If you didn’t yesterday like you were supposed to- you have to today . *James girlfriend only,* as he doesn’t want any nudes but hers!
Today is July 26th...perfect day for James and his girlfriend to exchange nudes!
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Plague doctor day is a day for people to be dressed as a plague doctor for the entire day
Person A: why is he dressed as a plague doctor?
Person B:plague doctor day is on July 26th, thats why
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This is a baddie holiday! You already know it’s Leo season, so you’re automatically #1! You radiant confidence and light! you’re a sweetheart, but you have a side you like to hide from others. You are the life of the party and people either want to walk with you or hate on you. Only the
“When’s Kiwi birthday?”
“july 26th”
“damnnnn, no wonder she a boss. I’m tryna get like her”
National shai day is a day to celebrate shai, and the day they were born July 26th! Shai is a person who means a lot to many people. They have done so much make so many people happy, so July 26th is a day to celebrate shai and make them feel loved.
“Hey shai it’s National Shai Day (July 26th) and we love and support you for being a great person!”
the exact time of when i wrote this. literally exact.
guy 1: exactly what time is it?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm.