Rural Dictionary: kill bitch

kill bitch

when someone tries to make a comment that they think will insult you, but you come right back at them and totally kill them. leaving them speechless

Joe: Hey what did you guys do last night?
Luke: I was doin your mom last night and she was awesome!
Joe: Really because when your mom drove over to my house last night i looked out the window and she had yo ass sit in the car.
Joe: Oooooh... kill bitch!

by Niel P. April 10, 2008

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type kill bitch

someone who always whines and complains about getting type killed. Here are some things a type kill bitch and people avoiding type kill bitch status should always keep in mind while gaming:

1. Typing in a battlefield is a stupid idea because you WILL MOST LIKELY get shot.

2. Use a freaking headset if you can't handle keyboard-communications. If you cant afford a headset, pull out your freaking phone and chat live with your allies.

3. But if you absolutely positivley have to type during a battle, be sure to completely hide yourself instead of standing out in the open where you'll die.

Player 1: **HEADSHOT**
Player 2: "...."
Player 2: "Hey faggot I was busy chatting with my gf"
Player 1: "too bad."
Player 2: "Stupid gay little noob I was typing something"
Player 1: "Quit being such a type kill bitch and respawn already."

by JT the man May 14, 2008

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Scissor Kill, Bitch

The act of killing another with a pair of scissors. This of course is not the only prerequisite, you must follow a precise set of steps to obtain a true Scissor Kill, Bitch.

1) Stick in the person, anywhere is fine.
2)Twist.
3)Rotate 360 degrees while slowly opening the scissors.
4)Bust a nut in the wound.
5)Repeat until target is eliminated.

"Daddy, why does mommy have a pair of scissors stuck in her back."

"Scissor kill, bitch."

*Cries of a child*

by Unfrgvbl fo life December 12, 2007

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