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From an episode of Grey's Anatomy. Meredith takes a vow of celibacy and replaces sex with knitting to keep her mind busy. When a man asks her out on a date she tries to find an excuse to say no and simply says "I am knitting a sweater." This term is to be used when you have decided to make a willing and conscious effort to not date or have sex.
Joe: "Hey Kelly do you want to go to a movie with me on Friday night?"
Kelly: "Sorry I can't, I'm knitting a sweater."
Mary: "I am SO sick of men's bullcrap. I am going to start knitting a sweater!"
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Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).
It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.
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code for smoking pot
Man it's cold out I need to knit a sweater, know where I can get a sweater?
No, but I got a scarf here
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A derogatory term used when talking to someone who is being depressing.
You dumb emo kid. Why don't you go knit yourself a sweater.
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When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.
"Joey is a silly goose, he wanted to do the Knitted Sweater, so we did"
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When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.
I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.
when a man is sitting down on a couch and he farts but it doesnt go behind him it goes to the front and warms his balls like its wearing a freshly knit sweater
Steve: Man i just got a freshly knit sweater
Joe: Thank god its winter