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leather couch

what a female turns into after consistently over tanning

man, did you see Tina the other day?

yeah, she's totally turned into a leather couch

by firegrime May 23, 2012

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Leather Couch Disease

noun. also known as LCD. it's the state of fatigue, or the feeling of being disoriented after sleeping on a leather couch.

guy #2: hey you want to go for a run?
guy #1: sorry bro, i got a bad case of Leather Couch Disease...

mom: chuck! i told you to unload the dishwater 30 minutes ago!
chuck: mom, when you told me that i was under the influence of some serious LCD.

by Brent Handles February 21, 2009

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red leather couch

Worn out pounded red pussy

When to go down on this chick and all I can see is that worn out red leather couch looking at

by Haha Gotem November 12, 2015


Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 18, 2018