leave the house

When there is a fire in your house at midnight when you're sleeping. You think it's just a nightmare but it's real.

12:00 am (sleeping)
12:01 am: Fire Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Anthony: (yawn) oh it's just a dream I'll go back to sleep
Andrew: NO THIS IS REAL WAKE UP LET'S LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who let you leave the house with all that cake

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

Who let you leave the house with all that cake? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. Hella A$$

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