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making the bed

The act of banging someone in bed, under the covers.

They were making the bed last night at the hotel.

by raisinnnnsanddates. February 10, 2010

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Making the Bed

An act that makes a room look somewhat cleaner. When you lay sheets and blankets on a bed neatly for a completely pointless reason. This is a pointless act because in a matter of hours you will either take a nap in it, or at least 8 to 12 hours later you will be going back to sleep in it. Also useless because if it is behind closed doors, who is going to see it and who is going to care?

Brian is making the bed this morning.

by BrianneNicole January 21, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


make his bed

When you have dirty, dirty, dirty sex on your Boo's gay BFF's bed and feel (slightly) guilty about it in the morning.

"We're going to have to 'Make his bed' tomorrow before we leave so he doesn't sleep in our, you know" , said Boo.

by mazzok May 1, 2016

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make your bed

A practice that is symbolic of laying the groundwork for the day by starting it properly and therefore well.

You really are a better person when you make your bed.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019


making your bed

masturbating; jacking off

Josh! Quit making your bed on the couch! Have some decency!

by woot_woot_666 October 19, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


make the bed shit

A guy who shits in his girlfriends bed for revenge and makes the bed up so she'll slide into it when she crawls under the covers.

Bob made Shirley's bed after he shit on her side. He flattened the big steamer and wiped his on her pillow case because he wanted it to be a surprise. He took a make the bed shit.

by PIPenis May 12, 2022

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


you make my bed

You make my day

You make my bed kourtney thanks for telling me.

by Ayo ave June 5, 2018