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The swaggiest day of the year, only the elite of the elite are born in this day. Their swag level is ridiculously high.
Oh it’s your birthday on May 12th?
YES! I’m the swaggiest person ever!
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Eli: Guess what day it is!
Girl: it's May 12th, is it important?
Eli: it's only the national day to kiss me!
Girl:Well if you insist!
Only people born on this day have the cocks and or tits
Damn this guy was born on May 12th so it must be true that his cock is 12 inches
I mean she was born May 12th so that explains why her tits are so big
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A day 3 kids got caught skipping school and acknowledged it but got caught by a bald head guy who was a army instructor
"hey bro remeber may 12th"
"haha yes"
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National makeout with your boyfriend day
ZAMN!! ITS MAY 12TH, TODAYS GONNA BE NICE FOR ME AND HIM!
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May 12th is the day t express your hate for Yara
Girl 1: Why are you gossiping about Yara
Girl 2: CUZ ITS MAY 12TH DUHH