May 8

If you were born today, your sweet, awesome, and pretty!

“Hey you look nice”
“Well I was born on May 8”

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May 8

You’re a really kind person if your born on this day, you’re also very chill but sometimes you can get stubborn. You have many friends and you have GREAT hair

Emily: Wow i love your hair!!
Mia: Thanks!
Emily: When were you born?
Mia: May 8th!
Emily: That’s probably why.

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May 8

If you were born on this day you may just be the sexiest motherfucking bitch our there! Also I was born on that day to

“You hot”
“Well I was born on may 8th so”

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May 8

THE HOTTEST FUCKING PERSON IS BORN ON THIS DAY! FOR ALL OF MAY 8THIANS STAND UP! AS WE TAKE OVER THIS PLANET MOTHERFUCKER

Holy shit that dude is so handsome and his birthday is on May 8

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May 8

May 8th is traditionally known as National Outdoor Intercourse Day! Also may be shortened to "NOID" Most frequently celebrated on college campuses across the USA during the 1970's and 1980's.

"Do you know what happens on May 8?"
"Yep! NOID. Hurray, hurray for the 8th of May, it's National Outdoor Intercourse Day!"

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May 8

May 8, kiss and slap an ass day boy or girl dont matter😉

Mia:hey guess wht...

Sam:what?

Mia: its may 8 national kiss or slap an ass day...

Sam:so...

Mia:u can slap ones ass or kiss them!!

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May 8

Do anything day. Grab ass, grab titties, grab pussy, grab dick, anything. Go wild you horny teenagers.

Hey Gavin it’s may 8th, go crazy

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