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Pure happiness in the form of a blocky video game
Person 1: How do you uninstall minecraft?
Person 2: So you know how some sins are unforgivable?
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What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: How is that castle being help up by a 20 foot tall stick?
Person 2: Minecraft
Person 1: But it's not physically possible!
Person 2: What is this 'Physics' you speak of, is it magic?
Person 1: It's the governing law o-
Person 2: MINECRAFT!(Bitch slaps person 1)
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An amazing game that allows your creativity to run wild, and allows you to build anything you would like. There's endless possibilities.
Minecraft good. Fortnite bad.
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The act of hitting someone with a pickaxe.
"Why is he in the hospital?!"
"I heard someone minecrafted him."
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Minecraft is an open game. There are single-player, realms, and multiplayer.
Game modes:
Survival: Get crushed by a million creepers blowing you up to five hundred blocks.
Creative: A maniac's best friend.
Adventure: This adventure is infinite. Have fun!
Spectator: Annoy your friends by telling everyone what they're doing when they're playing Minecraft Manhunt.
1/10,000 chance on the home screen to display Minceraft.
Insert OptiFine here
Insert client here
Would you all just shut up I'm in a Discord call playing Minecraft
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A virtual drug that will probably take over your childhood and teenage years.
Guy 1 - Hey, Do you wanna go to my house and watch the game?
Guy 2 - FUCK YEAH! I JUST KILLED A CREEPER!
Mother down stairs - What's going on up there?!
Guy 2 - He's on minecraft again...
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Cheap and legal alternative to drugs. This shit will sap your life away.
A: Hey Tony, you wanna go to a party? There's booze and chicks an-
B: FUCK OFF I'M BUILDING A CASTLE AND MOAT ON MINECRAFT.
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