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my child

It's what black women call a little white woman.

Excuse me, my child.
Child

by ScaryandCherryforever February 22, 2016

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thats not my child

Not the parent of an infant/infants

Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.

by peace be still November 13, 2017


no my child, this is not my desire

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

You can think up your own example

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

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You stabbed my child

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates

Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it

by xomaniac December 3, 2011

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INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD

In reference to the game "Five Nights at Fuckboy's."

BB: HELLO FRIEND WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY THINGS
FREDDY: INHALE MY DONG ENRAGEMENT CHILD

by AuroraMatt April 11, 2015

283👍 23👎


where my child at

me when she gives birth to my child

Where my child at

by snowumbrella August 27, 2023