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my number

you can't have it

oh sorry I don't have a phone you can't have my number

by $u€€¥ Q₩@€ January 13, 2021

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lose my number

What you say to someone when they piss you off over text or just don't respond.

*Texting*
Me: "Where do you want to go on our date tomorrow?"
Tony: *Read Yesterday*
Me: "You can lose my number."

by WhitePearl88 May 21, 2020


my number eight

Referring someone to the line: "You're my number eight because eight on it's side is infinity and that's what I feel like when I'm with you."

Kimmi: "I love you Marie, for you are my number eight."

by Kimmi Hauser September 23, 2007

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Lose my number

To stop capping; to stop playing with; way to respond when someone is doing to much

Her: Girl, I got back with my ex
Friend: Lose my number sis

by Drakesbabymoms August 4, 2023

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keep my number low

Not wanting numerous sexual partners.

I'm not going to sleep with him. I'm trying to keep my number low.

by luvnlife January 11, 2017

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Rikki Don’t Lose My Number

We hear you're leaving, that's okay
I thought our little wild time had just begun
I guess you kind of scared yourself, you turn and run
But if you have a change of heart

Rikki don't lose that number
You don't want to call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Rikki don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home

I have a friend in town, he's heard your name
We can go out driving on Slow Hand Row
We could stay inside and play games, I don't know
And you could have a change of heart

Rikki don't lose that number
You don't want to call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Rikki don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home

You tell yourself you're not my kind
But you don't even know your mind
And you could have a change of heart

Rikki don't lose that number
You don't want to call nobody else
Send it off in a letter to yourself
Rikki don't lose that number
It's the only one you own
You might use it if you feel better
When you get home

Rikki Don’t Lose My Number

by Death Menace August 20, 2023

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My Favorite Number

69

(Also known as My Favourite Number)

My Favorite Number… 69!

— some random McDonald’s waiter

by Jack Ouyang November 24, 2022

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