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I was not having any of her rumors that I was lying to them.
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The biggest lie in history
EVER.
Kid: Do you have any gum?
You: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) No, sorry I don't have any gum.
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When u have no cheese
Where’s my cheese I have none
I have no cheese
I don’t have any cheese
When you don't care for anybody and that you've gotten increasing frustioning.
Why should I pay attention when I don't have any attention to pay?
I am a soulless corporate fuckwad.
Whenever you hear "Does anyone have any questions?" after a long speech of zero value; you know you're dealing with a soulless corporate fuckwad.
A pick-up line. Often used after a night of heavy drinking when traveling for your workplace with co-workers. Usually executed via phone from hotel room.
Typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren't getting at home.
Line can be used on both sexes, married or unmarried.
If target is a non-smoker, the line "Hey, do you have any water, I'm thirsty" can be used. See definition for "I'm thirsty."
User in own hotel room - calls co-worker in different room:
"Hey Mike, I just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? Cause I sure can use one right now."
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