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Electronics used to have a light that came on when you turned on the device (mostly referring to T.V.'s). Now there's only a red light that comes on when the T.V. (or other electronic) is off. This is the off light. Electronic makers made this switch when they realized that society has become so dependent on these products that they spend more time with them on then they do with them off, so off lights actually save electricity.
Dude1: "Is there somethin' wrong with your T.V. bro?"
Dude2: "No. Why?"
Dude1: "The light's on but I don't see nuthin'."
Dude2: "That's the off light you idiot! Where have you been?"
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A flashlight with an internal magnet and coil; marketed as a light without batteries to go dead. Performs poorly and requires a vigorous whacking off motion to make the magnet generate as much light as a candle.
The batteries in my Maglite were dead so I had to use my whack off light.
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1. "In possession of a such a great personality that not being distracted by your beauty makes you even more beautiful."
2. "Ugly, but really good at sex in the dark."
3. "I hope you don't mind but I have a hangup about having sex with the lights on. Can I turn out the lights so I can fantasize that you're a different girl?"
4. "I really don't care how you look right now. Let's do it."
Girl, don't take this the wrong way, but you look better with the lights off...
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A baby, one of whom's parents is so ugly, which required conception to occur in a darkened room.
Good god, check out that woman at the swingset with her Lights Off Baby.
A girl that isnt exactly all that butterface but you would still hit it cuz she has a nice lookin body
Guy 1: Angie got that ass goin
Guy 2: yea but she has that big ass nose
Guy 1: ....id hit with the lights off
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(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.
Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?
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Someone who needs to touch some grass.
Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk