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to promise; like swearing on someones grave.
Me: i didn't kiss your girlfriend, man!
Tim: i heard you did!
Me: i swear i didn't!
Tim: you did!
Me: on life i didn't!
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The best response to the pointless question "how's life?"
Them: Hey dude! How's life?
You knowing this is a horrible conversation starter: life is life
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The meaningless void between birth and death.
Life's a bitch, and then you die.
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A timed multiple choice exam - which most people end up failing.
"Life is a bitch, and then..."
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the activity you are participating in currently
Insert Name is reading UrbanDictionary because it is the most intriguing activity that Insert Name could think of doing at the moment in his life.
(Sailor Jerry says hi)
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to attempt to master a difficult videogame/puzzle/craft to perfection in a matter of days by sitting on your ass for hours on end as if (or because) you have no life.
i just got gta 4 yesterday, i'm totally no-lifing that shit for 100%.
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